Another Ticket, can't I read?

i got another traffic ticket you freakin. what happened?. didnt' come to a complete stop at a stop sign. that sucks. did you tell him who you WERE?. i should have!. uhhh, is this some kind of a joke officer? let me tell you who i am before you embarrass yourself back at the station among your peers. its not nice to pick on handicap people, he should know that.

here's a good one too. to put on at the start of the day. what would happen if you put that on a newborn. gets rid of 99% of free radicals. you would become pregn?. i put antiaging / reverse aging cream on a baby right after it was born and it disappeared. hah. what if you used it to masturbate. haha. when i was done my cock would only be 10 inches long. i was out of moisturizer and needed to masturbate, so i used some of my girlfriends reverse aging cream... etc. seems like a good joke. 

i purposely left some of it on my and then her. hah. hoping to reverse some of the aging affects. haha. man that is awesome. have you shown her that?. no i just made it. dude that is funny. put her face on you now. hah. i was gonna try that and see how it looks. ive done that to a couple before, some friends of mine. that looks relally good.